Things That Happened At Work Today

Today is my birthday today. The only two people at the office who knew about it were out, and I decided not to tell anyone else because it just seemed awkward. But my birthday this year, much of it spent at the office, was full of many exciting events.

-Made white ambrosia tea (delicious!) from the Tea Forte stuff that Kristen gave me last week.
-Went to the bathroom only to discover not just a run, but a HUGE RIP in my pantyhose. I decided to ignore it for a bit, since my skirt covered most of it.
-Went to the bathroom again to discover HUGE rip on the other leg of my pantyhose. Again skirt covered most of it, so ignored.
-Sat down at desk, notice many more runs in hose, now extending well beyond skirt hem. Decide it is time to just ditch the pantyhose, as they are now embarassingly all ripped up.
-In the process of sitting on toilet, taking off pantyhose, I refuse to pay attention to the placement of my skirt. As a result, a good portion of the back of my skirt is now soaked in toilet water.
-I am now pantyhose-less and wearing a damp skirt. Damp with TOILET water. I don't have anything else I can change into. Happy Birthday to me!