Here's one of the many reasons I love Chrispy - we both harbor a secret crush on actor Peter Dinklage. I first began to dig him during his brief stint on the show Nip/Tuck as Marlowe (who was willing to go through some painful sounding limb-lengthening surgery so that Julia would want to bone him...oh Dinklage, you don't need to become taller to impress me!), then grew to love him even more after I saw the movie The Station Agent. He also had a recent guest appearance on 30 Rock as a potential love interest for Tina Fey, one that ended rather sadly and embarassingly. As most things on 30 Rock tend to do.But anyhoo, now on to the meat of this post - I present you Chrispy and I's conversation earlier today about Mr. Dinklage.
Me: oh, sweet dinklage
Chrispy: the things I would do to him
Me: unspeakable things
Chrispy: but also fun
Me: oh yes, balloon-play is always
Chrispy: the things I would do to him
Me: unspeakable things
Chrispy: but also fun
Me: oh yes, balloon-play is always
Chrispy: hahaha
Me: i'm trying to think of what weird fetishes peter dinklage might be into
Me: i'm trying to think of what weird fetishes peter dinklage might be into
Chrispy: vegetables - both produce and people in comas
Me: let's discuss peter dinklage's erotic proclivities some more
Chrispy: I want a where the wild things are costume
Me: oh my god, yes
Chrispy: max's monster costume
Me: who would wear it?
Chrispy: me
Me: of course
Chrispy: indeed
Me: but then what would peter wear?
Chrispy: the golden crown
Me: oh right, duh
